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01 // MODULE.PROFILE

identity parameter

jrtoastyman

guest_status: attorney • biohacker • raconteur

Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney devotee. STL native.

Lover of cheese, BBQ, EDM, and cephalopods. Certified anti-kale raconteur. Stone-skipping enthusiast. Life optimizer.

๐Ÿฐ Disney โš–๏ธ Law โ›ต STL ๐Ÿง€ Cheese ๐Ÿšซ Anti-Kale ๐Ÿ’ป Tech ๐Ÿ™ Cephalopods ๐Ÿ”ฅ BBQ ๐ŸŽต EDM ๐Ÿงฌ Biohacking ๐Ÿชจ Stone Skipping โญ S.E.A. โ›ณ Golf
03 // TRAVEL.RESOURCE
Disney Resource

My Disney Primer

Heading to Walt Disney World for the first time? This lightweight guide cuts through the overwhelm and prepares you for magic โ€” without losing your budget or sanity.

Read the Guide โ†’
04 // LITIGATION.COUNSEL
Legal Practice

James Rosemergy

I am a plaintiff's trial attorney at Carey & Danis in St. Louis. I represent individuals in mass tort litigation (defective pharmaceuticals, medical devices, and toxic chemical exposure) as well as consumer protection and data privacy class actions.

05 // CREATIVE.SOMMELIER
Creator Project

The Shower Sommelier

Preposterously pairings of bath/shower soaps with daily life routines.

06 // VISUAL.ZEN
YouTube

Windows of Zen

Serene ambient videos for study or focus.

โ–ถ Watch